Tip #8
How to fight dirty in a street fight:
“you pull on my hair, and bite me like that”
-Pull My Hair
Tip #7
How to explain why you woke up on the curb of the bar you were at the night before:
“No one ever plans to sleep out in the gutter, sometimes that’s just the most comfortable place”
-Road To Joy
Tip #6
How to frankly tell someone they talk too much:
“Tried to listen to the river but you couldn’t shut your mouth.”
-If The Brakeman Turns My Way
Tip #5
How to survive the zombie apocalypse:
“board up the windows, unplug the phone, make it look like nobodies home”
-Big Black Nothing
Tip #4
How to deal with unsightly stubble:
“put the razor to your face, hot water for a shave, kill the shadow of yesterday”
-Map Of The World
Tip #1
How to please your lover:
“First with your hands then with your mouth”
-Take it Easy (Love Nothing)
