Tip #10
How to start a conversation with Alice:
“So I hear you fell down a rabbit hole…”
-Down In A Rabbit Hole
Tip #9
How to advertise your new toilet paper company:
“It’s the same old shit, so it’s how you deal with it”
-Stray Dog Freedom
Tip #8
How to fight dirty in a street fight:
“you pull on my hair, and bite me like that”
-Pull My Hair
Tip #7
How to explain why you woke up on the curb of the bar you were at the night before:
“No one ever plans to sleep out in the gutter, sometimes that’s just the most comfortable place”
-Road To Joy
Tip #6
How to frankly tell someone they talk too much:
“Tried to listen to the river but you couldn’t shut your mouth.”
-If The Brakeman Turns My Way
Tip #5
How to survive the zombie apocalypse:
“board up the windows, unplug the phone, make it look like nobodies home”
-Big Black Nothing
Tip #4
How to deal with unsightly stubble:
“put the razor to your face, hot water for a shave, kill the shadow of yesterday”
-Map Of The World
Tip #3
How to sneak out:
“Jenny’s in the garage, she’s got the car in neutral, she rolls it out so quietly, it’s Saturday as usual”
-Saturday As Usual
Tip #2
How to sound cool telling your new partner about your previous sexual history:
“Oh, I’ve made love, yeah, I’ve been fucked, so what?”
-Hot Knives
Tip #1
How to please your lover:
“First with your hands then with your mouth”
-Take it Easy (Love Nothing)
